The Best Birthday Card Ever

All orders ship from my studio in Vancouver, WA, within 4 business days.
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Product Overview

It's true. This birthday card is over-hyped. You might think the inside sentiment is mind-blowingly brilliant but it's actually a plea for help. This card is for people who don't like buying or giving cards. It's for people who never know what to write on the inside. You know, those un-creative types that just scribble something real quick and are even too lazy to sign it properly so they just use their initials. 

TIP: This card is better suited to give someone in person and not through the mail. Ideally at a birthday dinner where friends and family will be around to see the recipient open the card and read it in your presence.★

  • Inside sentiment: "Do me a favor. I couldn't think of anything to write. So please pretend you're reading something really touching. Maybe even wipe away a tear. And then look at me and say,'that is so beautiful, I didn't know you could write like that.' Then if anyone asks to see this card, refuse and say it's just too personal. Thanks! I owe you one!"
  • A7 size (5 x 7 inches)
  • Printed on recycled paper in my studio in Vancouver, Washington.
  • Comes with a Kraft brown envelope and packaged in a clear protective sleeve.
  • Ships via USPS First Class mail (no tracking number) in a waterproof poly mailer.

This card is not your typical birthday greeting. It's a humorous twist that's sure to leave the birthday person in stitches. It's perfect for friends, family, or anyone with a great sense of humor!

Share the joy, laughter, and surprise of this birthday card by adding it to your cart today. It's a memorable way to wish someone a fantastic birthday they won't forget!